"We’re upping your tuition every fall for the next so and so amount of years so that we may better your educational experience. But while we’re at it, we’ll build new parking structures, build a new gym, maybe some new food places, you know, stuff like that. Oh but we won’t pay anymore teachers so that you don’t get any classes."
"Oh what’s that? Your registration date is 2 weeks after everyone elses? Sorry, you’ll just have to be in college for 7 years because the only classes we can give you right now don’t even count towards your degree. And during that time, you’ll still have to pay us a bunch of money if you take more than 8 credits. but you should be proud of us, we are a smoke free school system! Yay!"